Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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