yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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