Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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