Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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