What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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