i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
that may or may not have been my penis.
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