it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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