She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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