are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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