The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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