Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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