Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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