don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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