he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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