I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
My penis needs a shock collar
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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