Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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