Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?