ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He called his prostate his "boner button".
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
When did angry sex become our thing?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.