I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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