They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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