Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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