There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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