The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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