i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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