walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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