Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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