you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I can text with my tongue
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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