So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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