Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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