youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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