I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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