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I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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