real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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