...so i touched it.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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