He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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