I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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