so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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