When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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