i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
