Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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