On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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