In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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