McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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