She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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