I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i barfeds in our rink
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I can't put those talents on a resume
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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