my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
it glows. i had to have it.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
