He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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