weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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