no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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