just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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