thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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