3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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