No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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