is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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