We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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